AFTER 387413904875984739 YEARS...
I HAVE A NEW LAYOUT!
HOW COOL IZ THA?
LOLOLOLOLOL
August 2010
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale, it said "To be continued"
(via patkrotch)
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID, SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED UP IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE MISTOOK BROWN CRAYONS FOR CHOCOLATE STICKS AND ATE THEM
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO ARRANGE HER M&M’S IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
yo mama is so stupid
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE PRONOUNCES ‘WIKIPEDIA’ AS ‘WAYKIPEDIA’
People in the states spend so much for tanning. People in the Philippines spend so much for Glutathione and whitening soap.
(via lovemeformexoxo, savinggrace-)
omg lololololololol
Hindi ako naniniwala sa taong tubig, taong putik, at taong unggoy. Pero sa taong plastik? Pwedeng pwede >:)
(via elbyisme)
I WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM AND PEE. BUT TUMBLR WON'T LET ME.
You smile, I melt :">
Listen
I love listening to her laugh. They are so cute.
Rob: Why didn’t you leave in this little line afterwards. I like the line afterwards when I walk off.
Kristen: What was it?
Rob: I can’t remember.
Kristen: *laughs* What?!
Rob: No, I walked down there. I walked down there. Then you said something. Then…
Kristen: No
Rob: *laughs* No? No you didn’t.
FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
I HATE this FEUD between Twilight Fans and Harry Potter Fans to DEATH!
FUCK, Why would you DIPSHITS have to FIGHT!? There is no reason for a feud they are 2 different books with two different fan bases!
REALLY!? I love both franchises and shit so STOP THIS FUCKING FEUD!
FUCK YOU if you mock Harry Potter!
FUCK YOU if you mock Twilight!
AND FUCK THE WORLD FOR MAKING SUCH CHAOS!
jad! calm the fuck down! hahahahah :)))
The Russel Freakout!
FOLLOW THE STEPS TO FREAK OUT YOUR FRIENDS AND STRANGERS.
(NOT RECOMMENDED FOR FAMILY OR TEACHERS)
- Make sure you’re in a dark room where you can barely see each other (Eg. a cinema)
- When it is dark, make sure your victim is not looking, slowly take off your pants.
- Leave your pants down and innocently ask your victim something about the movie. At this point, they should notice you are not wearing your pants.
- They will freak out and be like ‘HEY MAN, WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING YOUR PANTS FOR!?’
- Pretend that you didn’t notice your pants were down and say ‘Oh sorry, I didn’t notice!’
- OPTIONAL DEATH STEP: After you take off your pants, also take off your shirt subtly, by removing a jumper at the same time, giving the false idea that you taking off your jumper because you are hot, but in reality you are taking off both garments. Sit topless and bottomless till they notice. Or make them notice.
